I thought I was going to Miami for Labor Day weekend, but sadly
my grandmother passed away and I ended up in Panama. I sent my closest friends a text on Aug 30,
letting em know that I was heading to Panama and that I wouldn’t be back until
the middle of Sept so that they wouldn’t think that I lost my hot dayym mind
and was never coming back. I challenged
myself to travel light cause I would be doing a lot of moving around and didn’t
feel like lugging a bunch of Ish! That’s
easy when I go home to Colón, Panama cause I like to keep my wardrobe simple…
white tee every day. The main
reason? I don’t wanna get robbed. Walk around Colón like you have a little bit
of $$$ (which I DON’T) and you will get GOT cause believe me they can all spot
the new face. And when I leave I just throw away all the white tees to make
room in my luggage for my shopping.
Colón has long since been a city that has fallen in
disrepair, disarray… whatever you wanna call it, but now it’s going through a
major renovation which can be looked at as both good and bad. All the poor are being moved out about 20min
outside of the city and all the old, run down buildings are being torn
down. Colón is home to the Zona Libre de
Colon aka The Colón Free Trade Zone, it is the largest free port in the
Americas and second largest in the world. Word on the street is that they are
just kicking out all the poor people so they can turn the entire city of Colón into
massive Free Trade Zone. Most of my family is no longer in the City of Colón so
soon I won’t have a reason to go back there.
My time in Colón was so peaceful... chillaxing on the corner, enjoying
adult libations with my fam, watching their kids play soccer in the rain,
visiting our very tiny secret beach that almost no one knows about cause it’s in a gated
neighborhood that we sneak into & its hidden under a cliff. Would you
believe that I went to church every night that I was in Colón? Crazy right?
So glad I didn’t catch on fire. Nightly church services are part of the mourning
process after a death so to church every night we went. Any who, here are a couple pix of me chillin in my home town, the most beautiful-est place on earth (in my eyes).
|Almost every business establishment in Colón has an armed guard JUST WAITING for u to act a fool|
The 2nd half of my trip was spent in the capital,
Panama City. They are one hour apart, but completely different worlds. I stayed at the Sortis Hotel, Spa, & Casino (a Marriott property) and it was phenomenal!
The Hard Rock Megapolis remains my favorite
hotel in Panama, but I don’t always have Hard Rock $$$ so my 2nd
favorite is now the Sortis Hotel. Their suites
are amazing and their pool is beautiful, but nothing tops the Hard Rock
location, views, suites balcony, pool, and HUGE breakfast buffet w/DIY mimosa and
blood Mary bars that is included in your room rate. When my brother Paco & I took our kids
last year (Return-to-motherland-aka-panama),
my nephew and I got wasted for breakfast every morning.
recently got married and decided to honeymoon in Cuba and Panama. They had some Travel Agency quote them $3,000+
for a week in Panama (flights NOT included)
they asked for my assistance and in about 30min I gave them a brand new
itinerary with a nicer hotel for much less than that company was charging
them. I shall share it with you in case
you ever decide to visit Panama and are not sure what to do with yourself. I find
www.viator.com to be a very reliable place to book vacation
excursions no what county I am in. It
takes the fear out of searching for some random company and worrying that they
are gonna scam you and you can read the reviews from other travelers.
I had initially
planned to leave the capital and do some day excursions to the beautiful
beaches, waterfalls, and whatnot, but I needed to stay close to reliable WIFI for purposes of not being
broke and homeless when I returned to the US.
So I spent more time than I originally anticipated at the hotel pool.
|Mix of work & play so I can be near the WIFI|
Quick geology/history lesson
for those that visit the capital, Panama City and wonder why there are no
beautiful blue beaches that are to be expected when visiting Central America or
the Caribbean or those that see my pix when I go home to Colón and wonder why
I’m not chillin on a big, blue beach. Colón
and Panama City sit at the entrances to the Panama Canal. Nearly 240 million cubic yards of rock and dirt
were excavated during the American
construction phase. Where do you think that 240 million cubic yards of rock
and dirt ended up??? Then on top of that, an estimated 14,000 ships pass thru
the canal every year, so blame the Colonizers for the lack of blue beaches at
the entrances to the Panama Canal. But
believe me Panama has plenty of amazing, breathtaking beaches, you
just have to travel a tiny bit to get to them.
So my time in the
capital was split between working, enjoying quiet alone time, and hanging with
my fam. Here are some pix of me in
|The Pollera = the National dress of Panama|
|Shopping in Casco Veijo|
|The Kuna Indians of Panama make the most unique & amazing crafts|
|Shopping in Santa Ana|
|Bridge of the Americas that connects North and South America|
|Waiting on ships at the Panama Canal|
|Its HOT!!! |
I am not a fan of
buying bottles in the club, but I always make an exception when I am in Panama. They really like to drink Old Parr in Panama, I
honestly don’t even know what Old Parr is (whiskey maybe?) Any who 5 of us went out in Panama City and
got a free entry into the club (clubs were charging $10/person), a section, and
a bottle of Old Parr for I think $80 and a bucket of beers for like $15. BALLIN!!!
For that price, Ima ball till I mutha *BEEPn* fall. I remember buying a bottle
of Bacardi in Colón on a previous trip for $25.
*whoop whoop* *WARNING* if you
are ever in Panama and wanna TURN UP at a nightclub, what you want to look for
is a “DISCOTECH”. A “CLUB” in Panama is
actually a Strip Club, so beware and only go to a club if your goal is azz
|Remember in an old blog I told yall Uber is DIRT cheap in Panama? Look at this "surge pricing" when I was headed out to Coyo Taco for drAnks. lolol PS: Coyo Taco Wynwood Miami is still #1 in my book|
Panama uses US
currency in regard to BILLS, but they still retain Panamanian currency in
COINS. Just wanted to show you their
My reason for returning to Panama was a sad one indeed, but
I thoroughly enjoyed my time and I know my abuela would be happy that I stayed
to enjoy the motherland. RIP abuela!
I have to end the blog with a side note
that is gonna sound like the biggest lie ever, but I promise this ish really
happened. Ok so on the way to Panama
there was an Atlanta Falcons cheerleader seated behind us. She saw my Falcons purse and that began a
long convo about the state of the franchise.
No Biggie! The flight home was a
completely different story. So the 1st
leg of the trip I was just drinking my life away as I always do. GETTING LIT, do you hear me? LIT!!! While having a
layover in Miami cause the 1st flight was delayed and tipsy me hops
on a 2nd flight to Atlanta.
Who sits down beside me, my favoritest Atlanta Hawks Basketball
player #20 John Collins!!! He was so cool, I totally respect his privacy, so I
will just leave that at that. BUT would
you believe when we were getting off the plane, Collins stopped to give dap to the
person seated in the row adjacent from us, none other than Atlanta United striker
Josef Martinez. What the bloody hell??? Now I have another photo to add to my John Collins album *hip hip HOORAY* I was floating on Cloud 9 for like 2 weeks after that. Again, my reason for returning to Panama was a sad one indeed, but it was an AMAZING trip and I can't wait to plan my next!
|Atlanta Hawks #20 John Collins|
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