Friday, December 23, 2016

Birthday Vybz in San Juan, PR





Extended weekend getaway to San Juan, PR for my chica Selam’s birthday.  She wanted a relaxing weekend on a tropical beach and we obliged! 


The nice hotels were like $200 a night and there were 5 of us on the trip, so an Airbnb condo was definitely the best route.  We rented a cute little spot for $125/night in Condado, a very nice area a few blocks from the beach and quick drive to downtown San Juan.  We also rented a car since taxi’n / Uber’n it around town would have gotten a bit pricey.  Funny (actually not funny) to learn that there is an intense amount of tension between the Taxi and Uber drivers in Puerto Rico.  It’s requested that when booking an Uber, you do so nowhere near where the taxis line up as they are likely to brawl.  YIKES!!!


Selam and a few other others landed early Thursday afternoon, but sadly I wasn’t able to arrive until late Thursday night.  I did make it a point to turn the hell up on the flight down there. 
After I landed we dropped of my stuff, had a shot, & promptly hit the town.  Selam got the intel from the locals that La Placita was the place to be on a Thursday night.  During the day La Placita aka La Plaza del Mercado in Santurce is a market with lots of shops and eateries. At night La Placita is an endless sea of bars and small clubs. Free entry to all the spots and the drinks were hella cheap #WINNING!  
Friday afternoon was spent having lunch on the patio of a small diner we stumbled upon and then chillaxing on the beach with our liquor and chunes.  Like I said before, the birthday girl wanted a relaxing weekend on a tropical beach and we obliged! 

Friday night we wanted to try to make it to Oceanos to have dinner on the beach at sunset, but everyone was exhausted so we napped it out.  Instead headed to Oceanos for dinner around 9pm, Oceanos is a mansion turned restaurant located on a beach in the heart of San Juan. The ambiance was amazing, the meals were kinda pricey, but the portions were huge and pretty dayym tasty. My to-go box lasted me 2 more meals so I guess it all worked out.  I would definitely recommend it if you happen to be in San Juan for a special occasional and feel like treating yourself.  I know I felt hella fancy, I usually go to Golden Corral on my birthday. There were several bars within walking distance of Oceanos so we did a lil bar hoping & enjoyed all the cheap drinks the bars in San Juan had to offer.  We ended up going back to the Thursday night area “La Placita” and it was all the way turned up. Thursday had 1 street of bars open, but Friday was BLOCKS of bars and clubs.  
Saturday afternoon we headed to Old San Juan. We found a $10 boat tour that took us along the city to Fort San Cristóbal and the operator gave us a quick history lesson on the area. 

Afterwards we walked through the market and the streets lined with beautifully colored buildings. As the sun set the doors of these buildings began to open and once again there was a sea of bars and clubs.  We ended up just staying in Old San Juan all night and walking & partying our lives away up and down the streets. 






Salsa Time
Sunday afternoon we headed to El Yunque Rainforest for a hike. It is about a 45min drive from San Juan and there are several waterfalls with moderate to difficult hikes.  A park ranger at the entrance directed us to a waterfall with a quick 20min hike.  The water was frekkin FREEZING, but as Prince would say, “You have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka El Yunque.” So we sucked it up and got in the dayym water.  Be sure to pack a bathing suit and shoes that you can both hike and swim in if you ever decide to Purify Yourself in El Yunque.
Afterwards we stopped at some gift shops and went to a road side eatery for frozen drinks and watched the sun set on the beach in Rio Grande. It was a beautiful sunset, but the mosquitos were BEAST so we weren’t there long. They were worse than the ninja assassin mosquitos in Trinidad.  I usually have a solid mosquito regiment, but I was ill prepared this trip.  I have no one to blame but myself for the 10 trillion bites I received. 

We went back to Condado, bought a bottle of rum and chillaxed on that mosquito free beach for a few hours, actually till we smashed the bottle… Liquor gone = party DONE! 
We wanted to hit the town on our last night in Puerto Rico but our options were limited.  We couldn’t find a true, large night club, so we headed to Old San Juan to see if any of the small bars had traffic.  It was pretty dead so we had drinks on a patio and then headed to La Placita.  The spot we ended up in Thursday night had a nice little crowd so we drank and partied our lives away until the venue closed. Afterwards we headed back home, I packed up my ish and headed to the airport cause I had work to do in ATL Monday afternoon. They kept the vybz going till Monday night, lucky bastards! 



My first trip to Puerto Rico and I truly enjoyed it.  The locals were OH SO nice, I wasn’t expecting that level of hospitality from everyone.

Quick Photo Recap 

My favorite part of any trip is the local alcohol I bring home for my bar!

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Miami Carnival 2016 : The Hurricane Edition

Miami carnival 2016 got thrown a wrench by Category 4 Hurricane Matthew.  Miami and Ft Loddy Doddy airport both announced that they were shutting down around noon carnival Thursday – until Friday.  Thursday afternoon is the time when most people arrive to carnival, my crew included.  All us Thursday people had our flights cancelled and were scrambling to get on the next available flight. Miami carnival never disappoints, even when we are just chillaxin on the balcony with some chunes and booze, we are having AH FREKKIN TIME!!!   The thought of missing this awesome experience was a NO GO, not gonna happen!  We were getting there by any means necessary… plane, train, bus, automobile! Per the airline, Saturday would be the earliest I could fly in cause Friday was booked up.  Miss 2 days of carnival, uh negative! I tried to get a flight into Orlando or Naples Thursday evening and was going to just drive to Miami.  Finally Paco made the executive decision that we had to duck work Thursday and get out asses there before the airports shut down… say no more Bro!  American had a 5hr wait to speak to a rep, but my chica Selam hooked me up with her friend who works for AA and she booked us on the AM flight to MIA with the forewarning, “Don’t miss your flight because this is the last flight before the airport shuts down!”  Roger that!!  This might sound crazy if you are not Caribbean, believe me when I say, there were A LOT of familiar faces in the airport that morning.  Hurricane Fete we say!!! 


We brought a few bottles of liquor and snacks with us JUST in case the stores in Miami were closed when we arrived. Immediately upon landing we went straight to Publix and stockpiled food, actually we kinda went overboard on the food.  I must give a shout out to Publix for having staff on had to quickly refill the shelves.  When there is even a threat of snow in ATL every single aisle in every grocery store is completely empty! Thank god we went straight there cause they closed the doors shortly after we arrived and the liquor stores were CLOSED! 
Just extra for no reaosn
Since we had a little time to kill before check in we attempted to go to One Island Mas camp for costume pick up, but abandoned our mission as the wind and rains picked up.  Took our asses back to the hotel and planned to cook a hearty meal and shelter in place (well they cooked, I made  Rum Gummies).
Yeah it rained hard for like 2 hours and then it was beautiful, clear skies.  Le Sigh! Pour out a likkle liquor for all the soldiers that missed carnival cause of the anticipated hurricane. 
We were supposed to hit Tribe Ignite Thursday, but that was rescheduled due to the storm.  Luckily TJJ Arrivals was rescheduled to an evening, in-door fete so we had something to do with our lives.   I rather enjoyed Arrivals, it was great to have something else to do on carnival Thursday evening.  We always do Tribe Ignite, except for that one year we tried New Yorkers and hated it and decided to just go back to what we know. 
Friday morning in Miami was frekkin beautiful.  Charmaine and I strolled through Miami for some shopping while Paco went to resume the costume pick up mission.  Rise/Shine which is usually held on Key Biscayne beach Friday afternoon was relocated to America’s Backyard which is HUGE indoor/outdoor compound.  Even though this places was massive, they weren’t ready for what hit them.  10 billion, trillion Caribbeans ready to FETE!  The bartenders were overwhelmed like a MOFO, one of em even stormed out and quit. LOL!!!  
We left Rise/Shine around sunset, now that’s a first! Thanks for throwing all the fete schedules off Hurricane Mathew!  Later Friday night Charmaine and I hit the Clevelander on South Beach for drinks and dinner with our chica Jasmine (who we met at Jamicia carnival a few years back).



Around 9am Saturday morning it was time for jouvert, my absolute favorite event at any carnival.  What can I say about jouvert to help those not-in-the-know understand?  We all have this lil angel and lil devil that sits on our shoulders, Jouvert is where the lil devil gets set free and you get to be as WOTLESS as you want to be. No judgment cause everyone around you is equally in Hot Azz Mess Mode.  We just get DUTTY!  Get on bad bad bad!  The idea that you can have the time of your life old wearing clothes that you care nothing about.  No need to comb you hair, just put on a bandana. No makeup, throw on so shades that you don’t mind losing or breaking… what could be more invigorating?


Took a couple hours to get our lives together after jouvert (when I say get our lives together I mean our drunk azzes stumbled into McDonalds, ordered 40 chicken nuggets, a sh*t ton of fries, and stole soda from the fountain machine with our jouvert cups).  Took a quick likkle nap and then headed to Soca Brainwash.  Brainwash is the fete where you will see the most familiar faces.  Its so hard to link on the road or jouvert cause everyone is in different bands.  No doubt that we hada  frekkin TIME at Brainwash.



After Brainwash it was a WRAP. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz time to rest up for the road march.  We had a mini pregame fete at the condo Sunday afternoon. A few of the fellow stormers stopped by and we drank while we got bling’d up.  Out of all of us that went to Miami Paco +1 were the only ones who signed up with a band.  The rest of us decided to save $400 and just make our own costumes or recycle an old costume.  You know what?  I'm not even ashamed! 




I can’t really speak on the road march cause it’s just a blur.  If you don’t remember, that means you obviously had a blast.  There is always room for improvement and we discussed things that we can implement next year to ensure even MORE fun is had.  *whoop whoop*
Shout out to these lady for trusting me to make their STORMER costumes
My daughter, niece, and friend also stormed carnival
SSSBlue fete Monday afternoon was our last carnival fete for the weekend.  We walked in the fete in “Wind Down” mode, but everybody was on LEVEL 10. You WILL get dutty.  You WILL get wotless! Yes, it was a blast, but like Kevin Hart said, "We wasn't ready!!!"

We were in Tourist mode after that.  Took our blue azzes to south beach, of course grabbed some Fat Tuesday ,and then did and ocean scrub to get the paint off. Chillaxed with booze and Mr. Bose for a few hours.    
Went to Bayside marketplace for dinner along the water and of course more Fat Tuesday.  And like that Miami Carnival 2016 : The Hurricane Edition was over... Miami Good Nite!!
Another carnival where we had “old people fun”  a mixture of fete fete fete and chillaxing with friends and alcohol.  Our favorite place to chillax of course being our condo balcony. 







Every year (I promise every year, never fails) I encounter 1 or 2 people that tell me that they didn’t have fun at Miami carnival.  Well you my friend did it WRONG, please take the next 12 months to reevaluate your life and holla at me when you are ready to do it RIGHT!!! 

And now I leave you with a recap video