Life is so unfair

It's really unfair that we have to slave the beautiful day away inside stuffy buildings.  Then when we get paid for our pain & suffering, we have to hand over that $$$ for foolishness like electricity, shelter, transportation and then guess whats left for good stuff like rum, travel, party'n & sparkly clothes... NADA, NOTHING, ZERO!!!  It's like we are endentured servants.  I hate bills, they are such  I'm irriated cause I looked at my bank account this morning & it said, "Beeotch you iz broke!"

Then someone comes over & starts rambling on & on about God knows what. I wandered away mentally & started day dreaming about unicorns & rainbows & flowers.  I'm more of a listener than a talker, but I still prefer the "Long story SHORT" version!  THEY say that Less is More but here is my take on that...  Less isn't more, less is less.  Less might be appreciated more than more, but it's still less.  Soooooo just be less ok!!!  Sorry, I'm also iritated that I can't be outside chillaxin at the park so I dont wanna partake in any metaphorism.  Is metaphorism actually a word? I dunno but Ima roll with it.  I have a theory that if there are no words that convey the feeling you want to express, it's more than ok to make up a new one *wink*  Here is my take on people that love to tell other people "That's not a word!" 

Random Know It All:  "Hey that's not a word!"
Me:  SO!!!

I should be studying for my Final Exam 2nite but what am I doing instead??  Being bi-polar online!!!  I'm off to get my life together *wish me luck* 

Bose Soundlink Port-a-Party

Believe me when I tell you that the Bose Soundlink is the greatest thing since sliced bread.  Everyone who spends a day with it is usually like, "I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!"  afterwards.  I've said it a million times, Bose equals an Instant Party!  I went back to Miami and once again the Bose was the star off the show.  You would expect people on the beach to be irritated that you're playing your music so loud but NOPE, they submitted their music requests and when we left, they left. lmao  It even makes hobo's wanna get up and dance, yes a hobo was sitting under a tree with a cup asking for $$$ and he got up to come dance with us. 
Even random hobo's agree that Bose = Instant Party
Real hobo's get down on the Flo like a Pro
I dont think I have ever danced as much as I did on this trip & in so many random places.

Day party, nite party. Beach party, street party!!!

Good chunes, just make you wanna run around & be crazy
*FLASKBACK to my 9th Annual 25th Birthday*  and the Bose Docking station.  I had that docking station with me everywhere that summer (borrowed from my bro Paco while he was outta the country).  As awesome as we thought the docking station was, it was hard keeping the iPod docked on the bumpy waves of the boat this day.  And since I recently threw my iPod away (by accident dammit) I've been using my phone for chunes, its great being able to connect via bluetooth & not an AUX cord.  

Bacardi Inspired Art

Anyone who knows me knows that I heart Bacardi and I lovingly refer to it as Facundo.  For a while several people thought Facundo was a real person that I was dating & they were anxious to meet him.  Eventually Facundo did become a real person thanks to my twin (aka Paco)'s animated Panama Soundwave series.  Facundo is a lil spooky at times in the video’s but he is still my cool a$$ side kick!!! 

Anywho, Im not like a top notch artist or anything like that, but I enjoy painting in my bootleg art studio aka my bathroom or the entry way to my apartment (that’s where the lighting is the best).  What better thing to paint than the item/person that makes me the happiest... FACUNDO!!!   

Bacardi goes Warhol
After seeing my 1st Bacardi painting a friend commissioned me to paint an Appleton rum painting.  I did feel like I was cheating on Facundo, but it’s not like we are in an exclusive relationship or anything. 
I've been working on this forever & I'm still not finished.  Not as fun to paint as Bacardi
When I love something, everybody knows it and before they know it they start to love it too.  I suppose I'm an unpaid Bacardi employee, like that dude with the stapler in the movie Office Space.  He got fired but still kept going to work & wondered why he didnt get paid.
My twin & I are planning a Bacardi Party to celebrate my 11th Annual 25th birthday the 1st weekend of June, everyone from around the globe be sure to fly into Atlanta to celebrate with Paco, Facundo & I.

Paco will remake the invite video w/ instructions for the Bacardi Party