Monday, February 27, 2012

On the road again

Great idea, Ima put white socks on my windshield wipers too!!!
I have alot of fun on the road by myself, there are some very entertaining things & people out there.  Like when I pass those people holding a "We Buy Gold" sign and they are dancing tryin to get your attention.  I just think to myself, "They have the best job ever, I wish I could dance with the "We Buy Gold" sign all day long.


Other times I get really angry on the road, for instance. I HATE TRAFFIC it upsets me.  I live 4 miles from my job (3 1/2 songs transit time), but sometimes it takes me like 30 minutes to get home.  One of the reasons is that my route is a busy 4 lane road with no turning lanes.  When someone needs to make a left they hold up traffic forever!!!  Why cant they just make a bunch of rights until they are in the direction that they need to be going???  *uuggghh*

Anywho, I was at the gas station last nite & this is what the person b4 me paid for gas. I really wanted to take a peak at the surveillance camera to see WTF they were driving?  I hope its worth it. I miss those days were you could pay for gas AFTER you finished pumping.  I would surely fill'er up & haul a$$  

Something that I REALLY enjoy when on the road is how my navigation f*cks up all the street names when giving me directions. Each time I’m compelled to reply, “That’s not how you say that dummy!”  Maybe that’s why she f*cks with me and sends me on stupid routes to nowhere sometimes.  I bet one of these days she is gonna reply with "F*CK YOU!"


I love love love when I’m behind a ramp truck on the highway, it makes me wanna pull a Dukes of Hazard / Nightrider move and fly over the truck into the back of an eighteen wheeler and escape the fuzz.   It takes me back to the days of spending countless hours building & running tracks on Nintendo Excitebike!!!






Lastly, one of the things I really hate on the road is these trucks that have pipes & ish stick'n out of them.  Im always scared they are gonna pull a Final Destination move & fly out & stab me in the neck.  Or those 18 wheelers that have a bunch of cars on them.  I know the cars are gonna start falling off & attack me... maybe I'm just paranoid!!! 

I have so many more awesome adventures on the road, but I think I shall stop right hurrrr!!

3 comments:

  1. Just what this dreary day needed...musings from Girly! They always make me smile. Thanks for sharing :-) I too am scared when I'm behind trucks with poles and etc sticking from them. However, I'd never thought of driving up ramps and pulling a Dukes of Hazard/Nightrider move but surely now that you've planted the idea it will creep in my brain the next time I see one.

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  2. I think the same thing about those trucks with things sticking out of them. I don't think we'd be normal if we didn't think like that after watching that FD movie.
    And for the record.. change your GPS voice to British... she's hot.

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  3. Lmao! My GPS is a Jamaican man that cusses me out when I take a wrong turn "what type ah idiot business this???!!"

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