Adventures of Panama Soundwave

When I was younger, I aspired to be a writer for Saturday Night Live. That never happened, but I do feel like Im living in a Saturday Night Live skit all the time.  Some ppl have told me that I should have a reality show, being funny and being funny on demand are two different things...  I cant be funny on demand.  If you were to put me on a reality show, it would just be me & the camera staring at each other and probably a lil drool coming outta my mouth.  I do captuure alot of my insane moments via my blog, youtube page or just random Facebook posts.  My brother Paco decided that he would draft some scripts based on these insane moments which he dubbed "The Adventures of Panama Soundwave"  Panama Soundwave being one of my many alias'z, cant just be throwing ur government name around everywhere