Got invited to another "male review" I said this before and I shall say it again and again and again men in bright colored thongs, doing pelvic thrusts is NOT what’s real in de skreets. What I WOULD pay Top Dolla to see is some guys playing basketball in boxer briefs *hubba hubba* as a matter of fact, gimme a VIP section right up front next to the water bottles.
I have parent teacher conference today that I’m vexed about. My daughter brought home a terrible progress report last month. I don’t get that kid, sometimes she is honor roll & other times she is “might don’t make it” The kid had the nerve to bring home an F in Spanish… REALLY?!?!? Why is it so hard for the youth to understand the balance between work and play? I guess I make it look too easy, like all I do is play. I dunno if she has had enough time to get her act together but I do know that Miss Santa is only delivering socks & panties for Christmas it those grades aren’t right. Miss Santa is going to take the rest of the $$$ and go to Jamaica & get her groove back like Stella, hopefully with one of the boxer brief wearing basketball players mentioned above.
|Jungliss nails enjoying the worlds largest pizza in Washington, DC|
|Jungliss nails gettn their carnival on in Miami|
|The nails luv flowers just as much as I do|
|This is when I realized I had gone TOO FAR|